LISTEN UP, UN-MANLY MEN LURKING IN THIS THREAD. I KNOW IT'S HARD SEEING ALL THESE STRONG, MANLY BODIES STRUTTING AROUND, FLEXING THEIR AMAZINGLY GLORIOUS MUSCLES. YOUR BODY IS SO UNLIKE THE ONES SHOWN HERE THAT IT MAKES YOU CRY GENTLY TO YOURSELF IN THE DARK LATE AT NIGHT. IT'S HARD KNOWING THAT YOUR BODY WILL NEVER BE AS GLISTENINGLY PERFECT AS THEIRS. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? BECAUSE LONG AGO, I WAS JUST LIKE YOU. I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. BUT IT'S TRUE.

AND NOW, YOU TOO CAN BECOME A BUFF MANLY-MAN. YOU TOO CAN GO FROM HAVING THIS KIND OF WEAK, PASTY BODY:


TO THIS IMAGE OF MALE PERFECTION:


IT WILL BE HARD WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT TO HAVE A LUSCIOUSLY TONED BODY LIKE THIS!

sob what even

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/verticaljump/indignationohgod.pngCONTEST ENTRY
by
CO RAPTOR; IN MANLY DESPAIR

instructions
01. click the following link and click play to get yourself in the proper musical mindset http://mp3upload.ca/music/view/27386
02. start reading the introduction.
03. reach the spoiler tag
04. open it.
05. be blown away.
06. read the epilogue.
07. cry completely justified manly tears.

THE MEANING OF MANLY

IT HAD BEEN A MOST MAGNIFICENT DAY, A DAY FULL OF LIFE AND WONDER, FUELED BY THE WATER OF GENESIS, GRACEFULLY AND GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY POKEMEN, AS IT HAD BEEN SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. BUT NOW, THE SUN HAD TO SET - SAD THAT ONCE AGAIN IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE GLORIOUS AND PERFECTLY SHAPEN BODIES OF THE POKEMEN, THEIR WELL OILED MUSCLES SHINING BRIGHTLY LIKE A BEACON OF HOPE IN THE PALE (yet poetically beautiful, and very fitting for such a display of manliness) MOONLIGHT. SHINING BRIGHTLY ALSO, HOWEVER, LIKE ONE OF THOSE INSECT ZAPPER THINGIES YOU HANG IN YOUR GARDEN EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF THE POKEMEN, INSTEAD OF ANNOYING BUGS THEY ATTRACT EVIL. ONLY TO UTTERLY CRUSH IT AND MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER AND MORE MANLY PLACE ONCE AGAIN.

THIS STORY IS NOT ABOUT THE ADVENTURES OF THESE BRAVE AND WONDERFUL POKEMEN, TRUE AVATARS OF ALL THAT IS MANLY AND AN EXAMPLE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US. NO! AS WORTHY AS THEIR INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF MANLINESS AND GAR ARE OF BEING WRITTEN DOWN (or better yet, chiseled into the base of a magnificant statue displaying true manhood, made of pure diamonds and with no other tools than your manly fists because a true man is his own power tool) THIS STORY IS ABOUT ANOTHER MOST EPIC STRUGGLE. IT IS THE STORY OF PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST HEROIC AND MANLY POKEMEN IN RECORDED HISTORY, AND IT TAKES PLACE NOT IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT, BUT IN PALE STARLIGHT INSTEAD.

THIS STARLIGHT REVEALS TO US THE FIGURE OF OUR HERO'S SPACEFARING VEHICLE (futuristic and sleek looking, perhaps, but with enough powerful thrusters and massive boost power to leave no doubt about its manly features to anyone). OUR MYSTERIOUS, GALACTICALLY MANLY HERO HAS USED SAID SPACEFARING VEHICLE TO TRAVEL TO THE FURTHEST REGIONS OF THE COSMOS TO BATTLE THE ULTIMATE EVIL. AND AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THE UGLY AND HORRIBLE (but admittedly somewhat manly even if wearing a silly mask) FACE OF EVIL IS REFLECTED IN THE PROTECTIVE AND SO VERY POLISHED WINDSCREEN OF THE SPACEFARING VEHICLE. IT IS A MANLY AND POWERFUL MACHINE LIKE NO OTHER BUT OUR HERO KNOWS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT THIS EVIL.

A DIRECT CONFRONTATION. WITH HIS MANLY FISTS.

THE COCKPIT SWINGS OPEN, REVEALING THE UNMATCHED FORM OF OUR MYSTERIOUS HERO. MASSIVE, MANLY MUSCLES PROUDLY DISPLAYED IN THE PERFECTLY MANLY SKINTIGHT OUTFIT THAT ONLY ENHANCES THIS IMAGE OF MAN. IT IS TIME. ONE SMALL STEP FOR POKEMAN. ONE GIANT LEAP FOR POKEMANKIND.



I hope you guys like it :yay: